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    @magates said:

    I will return your services by doing work for you in the future (in fact I'll do more work for you).


    Could you walk my dog twice a day? [[;)]]

  • if that's what it takes, sure! just mail them to me. [;)]

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    @magates said:

    I have little to no cash to hand out but I would like to barter with you.


    [:D] [:D] [:D]

    Meanwhile.......Here in 13th century England

    Could you clean out our straw hut - it's made of wattle and daub. I've asked Brother Cadfael to help us out with the thatching - but he said no.

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    @magates said:

    I have little to no cash to hand out but I would like to barter with you.


    [:D] [:D] [:D]

    Meanwhile.......Here in 13th century England

    Could you clean out our straw hut - it's made of wattle and daub. I've asked Brother Cadfael to help us out with the thatching - but he said no.

    No,no, Paul! First he'll turn up, and then invite all the other brothers!

    You'll be up to your neck in Monk!

    Greetings Spartacus, and how's the renovations doing?

    Regards,

    The Slavic Limey avenger!

    [H]

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    @hermitage59 said:

    and how's the renovations doing? [H]


    Terrible - you can't get the tradesmen. They're all shit.

    Anyway - 91 piece orchestra and 120 staves....that's an awesome amount of milk and eggs.

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    @hermitage59 said:

    and how's the renovations doing? [H]


    Terrible - you can't get the tradesmen. They're all shit.

    Anyway - 91 piece orchestra and 120 staves....that's an awesome amount of milk and eggs.

    And with all that milk and all those eggs, the job would be even less economical.

    Because you'd need a couple of ton of laxative afterwards.......



    [*-)]

  • Hahaha!

    You guys crack me up! [:D]

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    @William said:

    Also, we are having a heat wave here in Nevada, but it rarely gets over 105F and I make really good lemonade.


    Do you know that it rained every single day here in June? Middle England is currently still under water. None of them can believe it. Also, none of them understand - 'don't build houses on a flood plain'.

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    @William said:

    Also, we are having a heat wave here in Nevada, but it rarely gets over 105F and I make really good lemonade.


    Tell you what, the whole proposition is very interesting, I just have a problem with the lemonade, if you serve me cold beer I'll do your house work while I'm there, but no windows!

  • We can close this thread, I have found the help i need. Thanks for the comic relief though. [:P]

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    @magates said:

    We can close this thread, I have found the help i need. Thanks for the comic relief though. [:P]


    hehe, William beat me to it, I was going to say: "The party is just beginning!" [:D]

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    @magates said:

    We can close this thread,


    What?!?!? Are you mad? You said there are 'named' actors in this film. That's what you said. You said that. You stated that. We need to know how they're getting paid. Milk? Eggs? Sides of beef? I hesitate to say ribs of pork because I understand you live in Los Angeles - but this could change the course of history in film making.
    Instead of seeing all those salaries on imbd - we could see what Bruce Willis barered for doing Die Hard 4.0. Think of it.

  • Paul - different film. This film's entire budget is under 300k. I spent all my money on orchestra - I can't afford much else. You guys need to watch the sarcasm it can be very insulting. (if not intended)

  • Magates,

    I don't think it had anything to do with you, if I may make the comparison, the way afro-american were treated in the past and today comedians as Chris Rock will take advantage of this to humor people, and we know musician have always struggled to make a buck so this was hard to resist but I don't think these jokes were related to your original post, just an excuse for us to make bad jokes. [[;)]]

  • Then you need to get more money from the company, because if anyone else is getting paid, the orchestrator should be getting paid. Sorry, but that is how things are.

    If someone is to do this for free for you, it's only for themselves and whatever reasons they have. But they will realize later that they should've pushed for more.

  • look, my orchestrations skills are top notch. The guy who agreed to do it is actually paying orchestrators just to have me orchestrate his work in the future. capisci?

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    @magates said:

    look, my orchestrations skills are top notch. The guy who agreed to do it is actually paying orchestrators just to have me orchestrate his work in the future. capisci?


    Of course. Matt you need to lighten up just a tad. Guy is right on the money - or in this case the milk and eggs. Just musicians making jokes - hopefully at your expense - sorry, there I go again. Expense is inappropriate in this instance. [:D] [:D] [:D]
    You're definitely one of the VSL family and I for one, always enjoy listening to your output. I don't always like it, but I always enjoy listening to it.

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    @magates said:

    capisci?


    Chi non lavora non fa l'amore!

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