(The scene is set in Beethoven's music room, and i 've appeared to find him writing the ninth.)
'Er, Hello Mister Beethoven. This a great privilege for me. Yes i'll pass the ink.'
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'Yes, i'm sorry to interrupt, i won't stay long.'
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'I'm shouting already, aahh, now i remember, ok, read my lips.'
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'What's the future like? Well, it's a little hard to explain, but keeping it simple, you're considered by the most intelligent musicians to be the greatest composer ever.'
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'Where did i get my jacket? Well, it's a little embarrassing really. I bought in a shop called Tesco's. A supermarket.'
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'What's a supermarket? Like a big shop.'
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'What's a checkout, erm, well never mind. I'm here to shake the hand of the master of classical music. Yes this is a copy of your third symphony.
I carry it everywhere. I know it's in English. Transalation is not too expensive in the future, no. Printing press? It would take too long. Electricity? Erm. Anyway, may i shake your hand?
Oh is say, this is a privilege.'
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'Who? Sorry, don't know him very well.'
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'Is he famous in the future? Well, sort of, not as much as you though.'
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'Who gets played more? Erm, it depends. Some people seem to like his little ditties, but it's the most intelligent of people who appreciate your grand visions in music.'
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'Sorry?'
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'Well, we know him as someone who hung around music halls and theatres, and wrote light music. Oh yes, he was drunk a lot.'
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'Yes, i knew you'd agree. Entertainment, hey? I agree, audiences can be fickle. Listen, Ludwig, about this 8th bar...Excuse me? Does he get played in big halls? Well, erm sometimes, but only to ordinary people, not nobility as your music deserves.'
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'I have to go now Ludwig, and don't worry about the future, you're the boss.
Just one more question if i may?'
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'Thank you, Ludwig, and i appreciate the time you've given me.
Just who is this Wolfgang Mozart you keep talking about?'
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