This is waaaaaay off topic but I know you folks will understand and really appreciate this:
A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but
we don't serve minors."
So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between
them.
After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. An F
comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying,
"Excuse me. I'll just be a second."
An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this
relative of C is not a minor.
Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and
exclaims: "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar
tonight."
The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in
a 3 piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have
a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says: "You're looking sharp
tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to
be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and
stands there au naturel.
Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a
rest.
The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the
diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda
at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found
innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to
the contrary are bass less.
The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so
patrons and everything has become all too much treble, he needs a rest - and closes the bar.
A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but
we don't serve minors."
So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between
them.
After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. An F
comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying,
"Excuse me. I'll just be a second."
An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this
relative of C is not a minor.
Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and
exclaims: "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar
tonight."
The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in
a 3 piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have
a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says: "You're looking sharp
tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to
be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and
stands there au naturel.
Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a
rest.
The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the
diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda
at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found
innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to
the contrary are bass less.
The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so
patrons and everything has become all too much treble, he needs a rest - and closes the bar.