A guitarist and his wife did not get along well at all. One night, after he had been drinking heavily, she grabbed one of his guitars and hit him over the head. Next, she took his other guitar and whacked him again so hard that he died.
But a neighbor heard the commotion and called the police. They came to the house and arrested her. In court, the judge asked her, "First offender"?
And she thought for a moment and replied,
"No, your honor. First I hit him with the Gibson and then I smacked him with the Fender!"
